Today we have some exclusive images for you, red hot from the Discount Theatre dark room.
They show a brave little blonde schoolboy going head to head with the new star of Walking with Dinosaurs Live…a 150 ft T-Rex!
This massive mechanical beast runs around like 65 million years never happened and looks set to take London by storm with a series of shows at Wembley and The 02 in August. It would be really bad if he escaped to reek havoc across the capital, scaling Big Ben with little Blondie in an emotional last stand. I’m told the producers have learned a lot from the King Kong fiasco and are taking the correct precautions.
It’s not fair…all we had in my day was a torn-up Dino picture book to share among 35 tiny classmates; I can still remember the musty odor pulsating from its pages which made learning such a chore. But nowadays these little tikes have full blown interaction with the past, we have almost invented time travel for them…and what kind of thanks do we get? I’ve had my phone on all day and not one of these “Children” has called to say thanks for the HYPER LEARNING!!!! What a Liberty…
See Walking with Dinosaurs Live at The 02
See Walking with Dinosaurs Live at Wembley
