I was excited to look out of the big bay windows at Discount Theatre towers this morning only to find a colorful vision staring straight back at me.

Grass I tells Ya…Grass!

It seems that Boris Johnson and his lovely cronies have seen fit to bestow a present of the green stuff for us all to enjoy over the summer. I can’t wait to get out there on relaxing afternoons and let my fair ginger skin go pink and pitted.

We did have a smattering of mud based straw before, but this latest crop is fresh and new and delicious.

So before taking your seats at some fantastic West End matinee this sunny season why not come and drink some of our Ice Cold Orange Cordial on nature’s newest fury carpet!?! (Is it weird to get so excited about turf?)

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